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Certain passengers on a Paris-Mauritius flight felt threatened and endangered by Bonnie Tyler singing her hit song "Total Eclipse of the Heart" and have sued Air France. Here is the story on UPI (hat tip to View From the top.

Before eveyone goes crazy about how stupid this is, I want you to read this:

Once upon a time I was falling in love 
But now I'm only falling apart 
There's nothing I can do 
A total eclipse of the heart 
Once upon a time there was light in my life 
But now there's only love in the dark 
Nothing I can say 
A total eclipse of the heart
I would be worried that the plane would fill with more vomit than the air sickness bags could hold. (Lyrics from the appropriately titled Romantic-lyrics.com )

On the other hand, haven't these scared passengers seen "The Wedding Singer"? How would Adam Sandler ever have closed the deal with Drew Barrymore without his guitar and the help of a friendly first class cabin and Billy Idol. I assumed that first class was always filled with song. If the first class can't sing love ballads, then the terrorists have won.

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